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Jason London Pleads Not Guilty To Assault; Stays Mum On Laying Logs In His Levi's

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Jason London is sticking it to the man!

Which is waaay better than sticking his undies to his butt with feces, LOLz!

The 40-year-old actor pled not guilty in an Arizona courtroom today to charges of disorderly conduct and assault!

He was arrested in late January after a brawl in a Scottsdale brawl went terribly wrong, but Jason insists he wasn't the instigator and he refuses to take blame for a fight he did not start!

Still, many questions were left unanswered!

The first reports say he purposefully pooped himself in the back of a police car on the night in question, and he's yet to deny his part in that stinky mess!

When will you enter your plea in the court of public opinion, J-dog?! The people are desperate to learn how anyone could craps their pants in a cop car!!

Regardless of how the fight started, disturbingly graphic pics prove that Jason was left seriously injured — multiple surgeries were even required!!

If he truly is innocent, we're happy the Dazed & Confused star stuck up for himself! We sincerely hope justice prevails!!

[Image via Image via Jesse Hlady.]

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3 comments to “Jason London Pleads Not Guilty To Assault; Stays Mum On Laying Logs In His Levi's”

  1. 1

    not really sure why your're commenting on whether or not he defecated on himself when he says he was beat up- and clearly form the pic he was very badly hurt so he may have defecated on himself if he had alcohol and passed out. i think you need to understand that you are an adult so trying to make your audience go "oh my god he shit himself" is just not funny and speaks volumes to how idiotic you are

  2. kristin says – reply to this


    HAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA "laying logs in his levi's" is the funniest thing i have read all day…thank you for that!!!

  3. Rtglackin says – reply to this


    The guy was brutally beaten. He's lucky to be alive. And you can't stop focusing on feces. Your poo jokes fall flat here.