Jason London is sticking it to the man!
Which is waaay better than sticking his undies to his butt with feces, LOLz!
The 40-year-old actor pled not guilty in an Arizona courtroom today to charges of disorderly conduct and assault!
He was arrested in late January after a brawl in a Scottsdale brawl went terribly wrong, but Jason insists he wasn't the instigator and he refuses to take blame for a fight he did not start!
Still, many questions were left unanswered!
The first reports say he purposefully pooped himself in the back of a police car on the night in question, and he's yet to deny his part in that stinky mess!
When will you enter your plea in the court of public opinion, J-dog?! The people are desperate to learn how anyone could craps their pants in a cop car!!
Regardless of how the fight started, disturbingly graphic pics prove that Jason was left seriously injured — multiple surgeries were even required!!
If he truly is innocent, we're happy the Dazed & Confused star stuck up for himself! We sincerely hope justice prevails!!
[Image via Image via Jesse Hlady.]
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