All of that money, and the bluetooth isn't hooked up.
No police caught Bruce, but cameras did, which is just as damning.
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Nothing to see! Move along! There's no feud here!
At least that's what Katy Perry hopes the world will think after reading her birthday message to RiRi!
Never one to hold back, the Firework singer sparked controversy on Twitter by saying:
HAPPIEST 25TH BIRTHDAY to my baby girl @rihanna! I wish I could b there drinking Mai-Tais & telling haters to eat a d🍆ck w/u! 💘U. 🎂🍹🎉💋
— Katy Perry (@katyperry) February 20, 2013
Mai Tais and peen sandwiches!?
Hmmm… A bold pairing, but we approve! LOLz!!
Honestly, we're just happy to read the frenemy rumors were false!
Ahhh, hopefully these lovely, luscious ladies stay bestiez FOREVER!
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