Calum McSwiggan is adamant that he's not faking his alleged attack.
"I went to the police and now apparently I'm a criminal."
However, the police have revealed that they have video
[Image via Calum McSwiggan/Instagram.]
And NO! We're so not talking about the Illuminati here! Ha!
According to the newest tabloid fodder, Kim Kardashian apparently agreed to go through the body-changing, life-changing experience that is pregnancy for $22M.
Uh huh. And it was all planned with IVF. No surprise about it, they say.
Look, we know homegurl appreciates a good business deal here and there, but this is stretching it a bit, no??
UMM BUT ON TO MORE CRAZINESS…
Yeah, it's actually really really sad and unfortunate. But it is NOT about the Fresh Prince directly, so we can all breath a lil' better now. Phew!
AND IN EVEN WORSE NEWS…
As you all know, Mindy McCready committed suicide. We hurt so much for the children she left behind. Click HERE for the details.
Yeah, neither did we. And that's probably because this smells like a big pile of bullshizzzzz!!!
SO ON TO OTHER NEWS…
Do any of you guys still watch The Bachelor??
Every now and then we'll hear something about it that sounds really juicy, but other than that it's getting kind of old to us. Still… Life&Style readers are clearly all over that shiz as the proposal deets plaster the cover this week.
Now THAT's a story we'll watch every week!
AND NOW IT'S KRIS JENNER HAPPY HOUR…
Normally her daughters are the ones getting all the tabloid covers, but this week she's got two of 'em all to herself! Or at least the majority of the covers… LOL!
AND THAT DIVORCE RUMOR STINKS TO HIGH HEAVEN!
SO TIL NEXT TIME FOLKS, BE WELL AND EAT YOUR KARDASHIAN VITAMINS!
[Image courtesy of Star.]