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Twilight Actor's Piss-Poor Judgement Wins Him Probation & AA Meetings After Urinating In Airport!

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There is an old Volturi saying: "It's better to be pissed off than to be pissed on."

Unfortunately, Bronson Pelletier is part of Team Jacob's pack and a few of Taylor Lautner's boys were never housebroken!!

And so it goes.

Bronson P. — get it?!? — will be forever remembered as the second-tier Twilight star who drunkenly peed on imprinted with the '70s carpeting at LAX, was sentenced by a judge today to two years probation and 52 court-ordered Alcoholics Anonymous meetings.

The actor insisted he was innocent… which is HIGHlarious, considering his shenanigans were caught on camera.

Re-watch the awkward moment where Bronson drunkenly whips out his twi-hard peen and hairy amazeballz to mark his territory at the airport…AFTER THE JUMP!

Urine is supposed to be clear! Wolf-man needs to hydrate!

If Bronson genuinely has a problem with booze, we sincerely hope this ruling affords him the help he needs!

Either way, KStew or R-Patz should set out a Pee-Pee pad before inviting him over for tea and Scrabble!

[Image via WENN.]

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4 comments to “Twilight Actor's Piss-Poor Judgement Wins Him Probation & AA Meetings After Urinating In Airport!”

  1. Dan85 says – reply to this


    1

    Native Americans don't exactly have the best tolerance towards alcohol.

  2. Willow says – reply to this


    2

    You misspelled "judgment."

  3. smh says – reply to this


    3

    Spell check is your friend, Perez.



  4. 4

    there is nothing funny or amusing about one of few successful Canadian aboriginal actors succumbing to alcoholism. He was excellent in Twilight, and better in Renegade Press. I hope he gets the help he needs.