It's official! After fans have asked the right f*cking questions for months about who would star in the next season of True Detective, we finally have our answer!
Save your ladylove from the grasp of that long-haired villain who has obviously captured her and forced her to eat SO much lunch!
Or more likely, she's totally dining with this mysterious chap of her own accord.
No worries, lady! We're sure he'll wrap his white, sticky webz around you soon enough!
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