Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
How DARE anyone try and break in to Rihanna's California
King Sized Bed home…
BUT, some random dude DID dare, as he was CAUGHT wandering around RiRi's Pacific Palisades estate!
Neighbors noticed the stranger's odd presence at the Queen of Diamonds' residence and decided to take action by CONFRONTING the man!
They eventually held him until the cops arrived, and he has since been arrested.
The home invader reportedly claims someone emailed him instructions on how to find and get into Rihanna's house — which obviously worked — but we're unsure if he actually wanted to STEAL anything, or if he was just there in a creepy, pervert kind of way.
We don't believe Rihanna was home at the time seeing as we're pretty sure she's still in Hawaii…
But either way, how effing RUDE. And scary. And skin-crawlingly GROSS.
[Image via WENN.]