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Seth MacFarlane Opens Oscars With Painfully Long Monologue! Watch It Here!

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Well that happened!

The Academy Awards Oscars wouldn't be the Oscars without an OUTRAGEOUS opening monologue…

But we were surprised that the most outrageous part of tonight's opening was the incredible length!!

Ch-ch-check out Seth MacFarlane's triple-craylength performance (above)! Ha!

We love us some William Shatner, but that was long and mildly funny at best!!

It's all uphill from here for the Family Guy funny-man… we hope!

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24 comments to “Seth MacFarlane Opens Oscars With Painfully Long Monologue! Watch It Here!”

  1. 1

    Not funny, for the first year in I cannot remember how many years I did not watch the Oscars, and I have been watching them since Bob Hope and Johnny Carson hosted (yes I am that old!). Academy needs to bring back serious comedians and stop trying to cater to
    the younger audience, they will either watch or not.

  2. Jessica says – reply to this


    I'm really surprised at your reaction. I always watch the Oscars and while I do find some things in the monologues funny, this is the first time I have ever laughed out loud at anything and my belly hurt by the time it was over. I thought it was hilarious. Not to mention, Seth has an incredible speaking and singing voice.

  3. Mafd says – reply to this


    So far ,it's pretty painful and boring :(

  4. Elle says – reply to this


    Seth didn't do so well. It went on forever and Tommy Lee lost. It's so far not been a great night.

  5. Paul says – reply to this


    This is the first time that I ever truly laughed during the opening of the Oscars. Seth did an amazing job. I didn't even notice how long it was which is a good sign.

  6. 6

    I thought it was lovely! I don't know what you're talking about on this one Perez.

  7. Katie says – reply to this


    "long and mildly funny at best!!" Ohhh Perez, are you jealous that they mentioned Entertainment Weekly and left you out of the monologue?

  8. JJ says – reply to this


    I strongly disagree! I think he was hysterical! The Oscars finally got it right. Go Seth!

  9. jdawg says – reply to this


    Did a great job! actually made the oscars worth watching, after all no one can do a worse job than Anne hatheway and James franco, that was absolutely brutal. Really proud of Seth, coming from writing cartoons like Johnny Bravo to making hit tv shows like family guy, to making a great comedy film (TED), now he's on one of the biggest stages doing an excellent job hosting

  10. Shark Attack says – reply to this


    Where was the theme song from Jaws on that bad opening by Seth Macfarlane?

  11. 11

    He was funny. I don't know what you are talking about Perez

  12. hobochic1009 says – reply to this


    OMG!!!! The BEST OSCAR SHOW IN YEARS!!!!! The beginning of the show was PURE Entertainment!!!!! REAL HOLLYWOOD CLASS!!!!! OBVIOUSLY Perez Your not as smart as I thought….

  13. Joey Jo Jo Jr Shabadoo says – reply to this


    Seth MacFarlane did the best he could with what was permissible. Sure, the jokes weren't side-splittingly funny, but they were better than your average awards show. I agree the entirelty of the monolgue was too long with Shatner, the singing and dancing. However, I doubt that was Seth's idea.

  14. 14

    I actually thought it was quite funny, wasn't a huge fan of Shatner, but the rest I enjoyed!

  15. Grant W says – reply to this


    Your "report" smells like jealousy… Very sad

  16. Gia says – reply to this


    Am I the only one who thinks Seth looks just like Peter Brady from the old Brady Bunch show ??

  17. Slyness says – reply to this


    Re: Gia – No! I totally see it too -weird, huh?

  18. 18

    Am I the only one who thinks Seth looks just like Peter Brady from the old Brady Bunch show ?? page…wow93.com CHECK IT

  19. manda says – reply to this


    flight with sock puppets was gold

  20. 20

    Re: hobochic1009 – You thought Perez was smart…?

  21. Voivode says – reply to this


    I found it funny actually!

  22. Rebecca says – reply to this


    The Oscars are usually very dry and serious and truthfully, I'm 42 y.o. I stopped watching that years ago, but when I heard Seth was hosting the Oscars I watched the entire show. This man is such a genius, smart, funny, talented. I liked that he did pay tribute to some old classics by singing and dancing. I am a woman and I found the "I saw your boobs song" simply hilarious. I am a treky so I loved the Capt Kirk skits. For those of you who were offended, he is a comedian and most do something called make jokes!

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  24. anniie says – reply to this


    that was flawless, dumbass.