Calum McSwiggan is adamant that he's not faking his alleged attack.
"I went to the police and now apparently I'm a criminal."
However, the police have revealed that they have video
[Image via Calum McSwiggan/Instagram.]
Well that happened!
Academy Awards Oscars wouldn't be the Oscars without an OUTRAGEOUS opening monologue…
But we were surprised that the most outrageous part of tonight's opening was the incredible length!!
Ch-ch-check out Seth MacFarlane's triple-
craylength performance (above)! Ha!
We love us some William Shatner, but that was long and mildly funny at best!!
It's all uphill from here for the Family Guy funny-man… we hope!