Good for you, Chels!
Ch-ch-check out Chelsea's topless pics (below)!!!
[Image via Chelsea Handler/Twitter]
First "Black Hitler" on an asteroid set to collide with Earth and now the Sexpocaylpse?!
Whatever is the world to do when it's being ravaged by the LUST we feel for sexy vampires, zombies, mummies AND leprechauns?!
For the second year in a row, the late night talk show host has compiled a HIGHlarious "extended trailer" for what looks to be the best cinematic endeavor EVER undertaken, all the while drawing inspiration from certain Razzie-Award-winning sparkly vampire films, as well as Warm Bodies, The Avengers, Les Miserables (with breakdancing!), pretty much every Gerard Butler movie ever made…oh, and the game Jenga, of course!
Seriously! Who DOESN'T want to live in a world where Oprah Winfrey is President?!
Ch-ch-check out Rachel Weisz, Armie Hammer, Topher Grace, Jessica Chastain, Jude Law, Bradley Cooper, Kerry Washington, Jason Schwartzman, Chris Rock, Salma Hayek, Bruno Mars, Amanda Seyfried, Channing Tatum and even Wolf Blitzer put all the Award season nominees to SHAME (above)!
Oh! And don't worry!
Now say it with us:
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