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Lindsay Lohan's Loopy Lawyer Filed Several Head-Scratching Legal Docs!

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Assuming attorney Mark Heller's goal during LiLo's proceedings is to generate as much publicity for himself as humanly possible, everything is going swimmingly!

But what if his priority is, instead, keeping Lindsay Lohan out of jail? Uhh, the jury is still out on that one.

Having apparently learned the law from Channing Tatum's hit comedy 21 Jump Street, Mark recently filed a motion to dismiss the case based on the fact Lindz was never Mirandized before she allegedly lied.

Sadly, since she sang like a red-headed canary before cops ever arrested her, no one was required to read her a list of rights.

Also, driving 88.8 miles per hour won't turn your car into a time machine, because movie logic does not always hold up in real life.

Mark's colleagues are puzzled by many of his questionable decisions.

Are legal experts scratching their head because they forgot to wash with Head & Shoulders? Or is Lindsay in desperate need of more competent counsel?

Tme and a jury will tell!

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5 comments to “Lindsay Lohan's Loopy Lawyer Filed Several Head-Scratching Legal Docs!”

  1. GetaLife says – reply to this


    1

    Please let this chick finally end up in jail.



  2. 2

    Nearly as ignorant as his client.

  3. Terija says – reply to this


    3

    Shawn is laughing her ASS OFF!

  4. BobbieFisher2 says – reply to this


    4

    I can't wait for this trial. And it's almost here! A couple more weeks and we'll get to see another mugshot for Lohan! Yay! With the assistant (who's ass was literally kicked to the curb by Lohan) being forced to testify - though how great for him that he gets to say take this job and shove it by putting Lohan in jail - and the lawyer who doesn't know what the miranda rights are and how their used - and Lohan herself, all puffed up like an alcoholic blow fish complete with her bizarre bubble lips (hopefully she will take the stand in her defense!!!) - this trial is going to be FUN to watch! God, I love it.



  5. 5

    Feb 26. Hello.
    An attorney not frightened of the cops or the courts,
    He's in the Votex of who wonderfulness.
    Lindsay will walk. Effortlessly.
    "This is not the troubled starlet you're looking for"
    May the force be with you.
    JOHN LONGENECKER
    Academy Award Winner.