Assuming attorney Mark Heller's goal during LiLo's proceedings is to generate as much publicity for himself as humanly possible, everything is going swimmin… Read more…
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Assuming attorney Mark Heller's goal during LiLo's proceedings is to generate as much publicity for himself as humanly possible, everything is going swimmin… Read more…
Please let this chick finally end up in jail.
Nearly as ignorant as his client.
Shawn is laughing her ASS OFF!
I can't wait for this trial. And it's almost here! A couple more weeks and we'll get to see another mugshot for Lohan! Yay! With the assistant (who's ass was literally kicked to the curb by Lohan) being forced to testify - though how great for him that he gets to say take this job and shove it by putting Lohan in jail - and the lawyer who doesn't know what the miranda rights are and how their used - and Lohan herself, all puffed up like an alcoholic blow fish complete with her bizarre bubble lips (hopefully she will take the stand in her defense!!!) - this trial is going to be FUN to watch! God, I love it.
Feb 26. Hello.
An attorney not frightened of the cops or the courts,
He's in the Votex of who wonderfulness.
Lindsay will walk. Effortlessly.
"This is not the troubled starlet you're looking for"
May the force be with you.
JOHN LONGENECKER
Academy Award Winner.