Lindsay Lohan's Loopy Lawyer Filed Several Head-Scratching Legal Docs!

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Assuming attorney Mark Heller's goal during LiLo's proceedings is to generate as much publicity for himself as humanly possible, everything is going swimmin… Read more…

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GetaLife says – reply to this

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Please let this chick finally end up in jail.
raypearson says – reply to this

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Nearly as ignorant as his client.
Terija says – reply to this

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Shawn is laughing her ASS OFF!
BobbieFisher2 says – reply to this

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I can't wait for this trial. And it's almost here! A couple more weeks and we'll get to see another mugshot for Lohan! Yay! With the assistant (who's ass was literally kicked to the curb by Lohan) being forced to testify - though how great for him that he gets to say take this job and shove it by putting Lohan in jail - and the lawyer who doesn't know what the miranda rights are and how their used - and Lohan herself, all puffed up like an alcoholic blow fish complete with her bizarre bubble lips (hopefully she will take the stand in her defense!!!) - this trial is going to be FUN to watch! God, I love it.
Super8Guy says – reply to this

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Feb 26. Hello.
An attorney not frightened of the cops or the courts,
He's in the Votex of who wonderfulness.
Lindsay will walk. Effortlessly.
"This is not the troubled starlet you're looking for"
May the force be with you.
JOHN LONGENECKER
Academy Award Winner.

Amanda Bynes REJECTED From Private Jet For No I.D., Tries To Use GOOGLE Instead!

In today's installment of Amanda Bynes news...

Not only is the retired actress fresh off another mean spirited Twitter-based rant directed at InTouch magazine (and us!) about pictures they claim to have showing the former child star partying hAArd, NOW we hear she recently displayed some DIVA behavior while attempting to board a private jet in New Jersey!

You may recall Amanda does NOT have her driver's license because it was suspended during all her hit and run dramz, thus when the jet's pilot was checking the passengers' IDs and found that Amanda did NOT have one, he refused to allow her on the plane...

And according to sources, girl flipped out, screamed "I'm Amanda Bynes!" and tried to use GOOGLE as a substitute for identification verification!

The pilot apparently called his parent company to see if he could make an exception for the pierced-cheek cherub, but because TSA regulations require all plane passengers to carry ID, his hands were tied.

Celebs may be exempt from MANY of the rules regular peeps have to live by, but we always can count on the TSA to treat everyone like ~~sheep~~ equals, LOLz!

[Image via Twitter.]

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