There's so much back-and-forth in this controversial case.
In fact, some think the cops might be flat-out lying
[Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]
Gurl was just all sorts of to' UP at the Oscars!
You can take a gander in the photos (above), but it looked even worse on film!
And since a hearty chunk of you Perezcious readers clearly devote yourselves to the Twihard fandom, we feel it's our responsibility to look into the matter of KStew's health.
We know she cut her foot open by walking on some glass (how the eff did the poor gurl do that??), but was the bruise a result of that incident's aftermath… or something worse??
Here are the possibilities, presented to you by PerezHilton.com:
1. Liberty Ross, the soon-to-be ex-wife of the man Kristen cheated with, has subscribed to voodoo. There's a doll. And there's no turning back.
2. Robert Pattinson's spirit is traveling through the astral plane during dreamland and giving her the roughest long-distance dream sex EVER!
3. It's the nasty side effect of a flu shot! Or any shot really…
4. In an effort to prep for even edgier roles, Kristen is literally beating herself up these days. Ick… we hope not!
5. But on a softer note, maybe she's just holding herself really hard whenever a critic's harsh words travel through her ears! You know, like a defense mechanism.
6. Or maybe, just maybe, she took an epic tumble when she walked on that glass. Maybe…
What do U think it is???
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