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Seth MacFarlane's Obscenely Offensive Oscars Jokes! Relive His Questionable Quips HERE!

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It's an intimidating feat to play host to the BIGGEST event in Hollywood, so we understand that Seth MacFarlane was nervous…

But his nerves are no excuse for some of the tactless jokes he was telling during last night's Oscars!

Seth's painfully long, self-obsessed monologue (above) was solely about him worrying about being a bad host — a self fulfilling prophecy, perhaps? — and included an entire song about seeing boobs, which Seth concluded with a "no-homo" joke.

The rest of the night consisted of one inappropriate joke after the other.

HOWEVER, we will say this: anyone who has ever seen Family Guy, American Dad, or The Cleveland Show knows that Seth stayed true to the comedic format that's made him famous.

All of his popular cartoons feature MAJORLY offensive jokes, and while some gags can go too far, the whole point of the shows (to us at least) is to poke fun at people and push the comfort zone of viewers.

But obviously, that type of comedy did NOT work for the Oscars.

We also find it rather funny that the Academy even asked Seth to host — have they seen Family Guy? He's been SO nasty to almost every celeb in that audience!

To read some of Seth's more controversial Oscar jokes, click …AFTER THE JUMP!!!

Rihanna & Chris Brown

"[Django Unchained] is the story of a man fighting to get back his woman, who's been subjected to unthinkable violence. Or as Chris Brown and Rihanna call it, a date movie."

Jennifer Aniston & Channing Tatum:

"Our next two presenters, at least one is honest about being a former exotic dancer. Please welcome Channing Tatum and Jennifer Aniston."

Ben Affleck & The Kardashians:

"This man has gone from starring in "Gigli" to becoming one of the most respected filmmakers of this generation. I feel like we're six months away from having to call him le Benjamin Affleck. I thought we'd cut this joke but really, want to do it? First time I saw him with all that dark facial hair I thought, my god, the Kardashians have finally made the jump to film."

Quvenzhane Wallis & George Clooney:

"So let me just address those of you up for an award, so you got nominated for an oscar, something a 9-year-old could do! She's adorable, Quvenzhane. She said to me backstage. "I really hope I don't lose to that old lady, Jennifer Lawrence." To give you an idea how young she is it'll be 16 years before she's too old for Clooney."

Daniel Day Lewis and his method acting:

"If you bumped into Don Cheadle in the studio lot, would you try and free him?"

Javier Bardem, Penelope Cruz, Salma Hayeck's accents:

"We’ve reached that point where Javier Bardem, Salma Hayek or Penelope Cruz takes the stage and we have no idea what they’re saying but we don’t care because they’re so attractive."

Jessica Chastain in Zero Dark Thirty:

"And how great was Jessica Chastain in "Zero Dark Thirty"? Yeah. Playing a woman who spends almost 12 years tracking Osama Bin Laden. Twelve years. The film was a triumph and also a celebration of every woman's innate ability to never ever let anything go."

Women pretending to have the flu to fit into their Oscar dresses:

"For all those women who had the 'flu.' it paid off. Lookin' good."

Yeah… see what we mean?

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79 comments to “Seth MacFarlane's Obscenely Offensive Oscars Jokes! Relive His Questionable Quips HERE!”



  1. 1

    he was very funny. And u, Perez, are an asshole.

  2. meh says – reply to this


    2

    get over it. too sensitive

  3. ray says – reply to this


    3

    shut the fuck up perez. he was funny, everyone laughed, one gay joke and you get offended… its humor, learn to laugh

  4. Kim says – reply to this


    4

    Re: RDylan – Couldn't have said it better. Loved Seth. Perez needs to relax and take a joke..what a douche.



  5. 5

    I'm pretty sure "no homo" was the least offensive thing he said.

  6. Tina says – reply to this


    6

    He did a great job, let it go.. It was obvious he was going to be offensive hes seth macfarlane! Stop being so negative and focusing on what you didnt like.. Sigh



  7. 7

    Hollywood is too uptight - Seth was great! I would have liked to have seen more of him being himself but thought he had to hold back due the oversensitive crowd. Lighten up people!

  8. Tina says – reply to this


    8

    Besides… You make offensive jokes in your blog everyday… What r u talking about?

  9. Laugh says – reply to this


    9

    Seth was an AWESOME host. Yes, the show was painfully long, but the best parts were when Seth was up on stage. Simply hilarious!!! (And I'm what a lot of people would call a crazy liberal, feminist, etc. and I wasn't in the least bit offended by any of his jokes!) I'd love to see him host again.

  10. Grace says – reply to this


    10

    I liked him as a host. It wasn't boring.



  11. 11

    Ugh Perez you are getting to be really annoying!! Those jokes were funny and if I remember correctly, everyone laughed. There were a few you could tell even made Seth uncomfortable to say. Oh and there are these things called WRITERS for the Oscars so it's not like he came out of left field with the jokes. Get over yourself.

  12. BBBBB says – reply to this


    12

    Seriously? You thought he was offensive? As a guy who made his name literally drawing c-u-m dribbling out of peoples' mouths, you'd think you would actually be able to recognize when someone was pushing the envelope and when they are being mean. Nothing Seth said last night was truly inappropriate and I seriously don't understand why you're acting like the morality police all the sudden.



  13. 13

    I thought Seth did a good job and he wasn't that offensive at all.



  14. 14

    Like I said I thought Seth was great and wasn't offensive

  15. LIT says – reply to this


    15

    I thought every single one of those jokes was hysterical. As you stated - he pushes the comfort zone…problem is, everyone thinks it's ok until it's their comfort zone that gets pushed. I hope he's back next year. He was hilarious.



  16. 16

    perezie i love you dearly, but on this note, i think youre being a little over sensitive. He didn't damage anyone who hadn't already damaged their own image, and everyone was expecting seth mcfarlane style. Bless the oscars for trying to shake it up a bit. Oh and F*ck ya canada rocks for producing William Shatner. :)



  17. 17

    What do the Oscars/people expect hiring the guy who created FAMILY GUY! Those jokes were funny!! People need to relax.

  18. cam says – reply to this


    18

    i thought he was hilarious, and so did everyone else i talked to. to each their own.

  19. ggggggggggg says – reply to this


    19

    Anyone offended by any of Seths jokes need to get their heads out of their asses and realize that they're only jokes!

  20. Gia says – reply to this


    20

    Doesn't Seth look like Peter Brady ?



  21. 21

    I loved Seth… He was brilliant, especially the Chris Brown/Rianna jabs!!



  22. 22

    The only gay joke that I find offensive is Perez Hilton!



  23. 23

    I'm gay and thought Seth was great. He did exactly what he was there for, he kept the audience entertained. Hollywood is so uptight when it comes to laughing about themselves, and the sooner these celebrities learn to laugh with each other instead of just being laughed at we can expect the divide to just get worse. I don't know about you, but I don't want four and a half hours from someone who will just go up there and pat everyone on the back and say things like, "Isn't it nice that we can all get together and praise each other's work? Hollywood is just the best!" This country needs to lighten up. We're uptight about race, homosexuality, and just celebrity in general.

  24. sean says – reply to this


    24

    found him really funny think perez has just turned into a hollywood suckup

  25. julie1234 says – reply to this


    25

    you need to lighten up perez, not because you get offended at one gay joke, that everyone does. You said it yourself, that was seth's usual kind of humor, and they knew that was the kind of jokes he would do. if the academy thought it was offensive, they wouldn't of asked him to host in the first place. I thought it was funny as hell, and judging by the laughs Seth got, seems like your the only one who didn't



  26. 26

    I don't blame him. Who thought making this into the Tony Awards was a good idea??? All these stupid musicals and showtunes! Even my gay friends thought is was tooooo much. The cast of Les Mis was annoying as hell! Keep musicals on the stage and off the screen.



  27. 27

    Seth was great, shove your hate.

  28. Brian35 says – reply to this


    28

    Disagree. MacFarlane was a great host.

  29. Ed says – reply to this


    29

    I thought it was finally a good show. The Oscars usually suck. And actually he was the only good part of a crappy show. Sorry movie stars…your just not that important.



  30. 30

    Didn't know you were such a delicate flower, Perez? Seth said out loud what EVERYONE's thinking - I loved his jokes! And most of the "victims" of his jokes weren't seriously offended, because they have (what you obviously lack) self-irony!

  31. ooo bla bla bla says – reply to this


    31

    yeah like you are always classy and perfect : exemple1: all zac efron post, 2:your: fuck me message to Dave Franco and 3: one weird post about you're love for licking a**hole ( look it's somewhere) …. but yeah …. oooo……seth go too far….. god you'Re such a hypocrite. What were you expected?Rainbow lollipops and gentle subtle, everything is good show? It Seth Mcfarlane man ! Not mister playing nice and we love him for that,he put it in your face! so i don't know what you tought it would look like, but damn man, you said worst some time.. no sorry… all the time…. !!!!! I freakin love the oscar this year because of that, and by the way amy and tina ( who was good host too) said some bitch comment to at a other gala and I never heard you complain so WTF man



  32. 32

    all those acctresses did show their titties so why not have a GAY MAN CHOIR sing I saw your titties, it was funny.

  33. Stehanie says – reply to this


    33

    You're an idiot Perez. He did great! I'm sure NO ONE was offended, and it involved a few of the stars themselves on stage.

  34. Luis says – reply to this


    34

    Please, he did a great job. Get over it. A few years ago you outed Neil Patrick Harris and you we're even more offensive to half of Hollywood and noone called you "Bad blogger". Once again GET OVER IT.

  35. dtm83 says – reply to this


    35

    ur pretty sensitive if you think those were over the top and insensitive.

  36. Fosterdeux says – reply to this


    36

    I think the Rihanna walked the line, and I didn't think the opening was that great, but all of these jokes are pretty damn funny. People just need to get over it. They're jokes!

  37. ABetancourth says – reply to this


    37

    He was awesome and funny! It will be great if he can host the next academy awards next year.

  38. sellit12 says – reply to this


    38

    The pot calling the kettle black. You are offensive at times with our holier than thou morals.

  39. French says – reply to this


    39

    Really what did everyone expect. Have you seen Family Guy???? I thought some of the actors and actress were a little oversensitive about his remarks. But as for you Perez it's anything you haven't done yourself on this website.

  40. alex says – reply to this


    40

    Re: Tina – Exactly! He can dish it out, but can't receive it nor allow someone else to "steal" his spotlight.

  41. Leah M says – reply to this


    41

    i totally think Seth owns his crudeness as opposed to say, well, you Perez. His type of comedy, and that of other, more racy, comedians, such as Daniel Tosh is definitely polarizing, you either like it or you don't. Honestly, I thought he did an excellent job; he was funny and charming, and yes, he pushed the envelope. He went for some jokes that pushed the limits, but at the end of the day, that's all they were, jokes. Everybody in the audience seemed to be enjoying it; it's really great to see these celebrities that are able to laugh at themselves. I loved his musical numbers, even "I saw your boobs." I'm a woman, and I thought it was hilarious. He has a beautiful voice that is reminiscent of Frank Sinatra. I could listen to him sing all day long. Anyway, if you took offense to this, you seriously need to get the stick that's shoved so far up your ass. Let loose, learn to laugh, and stop taking everything so seriously. And you sir, are know for being one of the most obnoxious, catty, offensive bloggers out there… I really don't appreciate hypocrisy.

  42. Hernan says – reply to this


    42

    He was really funny…get over it.

  43. TruthSpeaker says – reply to this


    43

    Anonymous really needs to crash your site cuz you're full of so much s*t Ms. Hilton….. He was HILLARIOUS. Not just offensively hillarious (you should know the difference since your career is built on being a horrible human being) but actually funny. Pick your panties out of your hairy twat, fkn relax and pipe the f* down. You're just mad because Seth looks, can sing and cracks funnier jokes than you ever will…. I hope he makes fun of you on Family Guy soon.

  44. Funny seth says – reply to this


    44

    You sound soooooo jealous of seth! Is it because he's actually funny?

  45. Denise says – reply to this


    45

    Im so confused! You talk about rihanna and chris brown like its your life, bully kstewart, lindsay lohan etc etc… Seth tells a couple jokes and he's offensive? Haha you have some thinking to do….

  46. Elijah CO says – reply to this


    46

    I didn't find any of his jokes offensive, even the "no-homo" comment and I, am gay myself. I think he did a great job and he made the oscars entertaining for once!

  47. Ariana says – reply to this


    47

    You forgot the extremely offensive Jews in Hollywood joke.



  48. 48

    Um… seth was one of the best host in the past few years. Excluding billy crystal and whoopi goldberg, he was up there. He was toned down from what he usually is, but he kept true to himself. He rsspected what the show is about and was hilariously still seth ! there weren't anything awkward or mediocre about him.

  49. Giana says – reply to this


    49

    I dont understand how any joke about gays is not funny but you laugh all the time at religious jokes about jesus and the pope..even making sexual references. so sick of your hypocrisy

  50. annoyed says – reply to this


    50

    Um are you serious?? He was so tame compared to what he says on Family Guy!!! Everyone was laughing and one of the so called "tactless" jokes was calling selma hayak attractive. Perez you need to chill out he was one of the better hosts I have seen. You are too sensitive damn.



  51. 51

    We get it, you didn't like him as a host! But honestly, he did a GREAT job. Very professional and for the most part classy. The opening segment, which I wouldn't call a monologue, was long, but it cemented the theme of this year's show quite well. He is talented and works very hard, and it was evident in last night's Oscars award show.



  52. 52

    Re: Tina – EXACTLY



  53. 53

    Re: BBBBB – What you said.



  54. 54

    Re: ooo bla bla bla – don't forget shitting in beibers mouth.



  55. 55

    Re: sannahmarie – ok, now your really lame.

  56. Emily says – reply to this


    56

    I see you are more popular than ever go Perez! LMFAO you fucking idiot

  57. Mac says – reply to this


    57

    Poor Perez, Seth was so nasty and offensive, boo hoo mother fucker!

  58. JulieR says – reply to this


    58

    You're kidding me! He was hilarious. And the opening number was soooooo good!

  59. tacogirl says – reply to this


    59

    I thought his jokes were funny….but the beginning with william shatner was so self-indulgent and boring and long…



  60. 60

    He was fucking HILARIOUS to everyone who has a sense of humor and doesn't take things too seriously.



  61. 61

    I love how ALL of the comments above are in support of Seth (who did an amazing job hosting, and was one of the only few reasons I bothered watching the show to begin with). Clearly the people don't agree, Perez. The majority loved him, from what I've seen online in general, and in these comments for sure. What the hell did you expect from the creator/writer/producer/voice actor of Family Guy? There are way worse jokes on that show every EPISODE. And there have been what, 11 seasons of it now? It's been yeaaaaars. Hard to believe you've ever seen it, judging by your shock at his jokes. And everyone laughed at all of his jokes, EVEN the Rihanna and Chris Brown one, which I admit was kind of crossing the line. But it was still funny.

  62. Esquimalito says – reply to this


    62

    Every word Seth said during the oscars was approved by the Academic Awards (theres no space for improvisation). If them (AA) know about the jokes and still did the show based on Seths style (who we all know is offensive and rude), who is the bad guy here?

  63. sevenvienna says – reply to this


    63

    seth was great!! do you have a personal issue with him? envious? or are just plain bitter? he made me (and lots of other people) laugh, he was fresh and funny in a very direct way… You spread a wibe of hatred and negativity in a very subtle way which is much more dangerous in my opinion… he wasn't trying to convince people of his opinions on anyone or anything, he was just joking. Unlike you! You try to convince people of your opinions about him: That he did a bad job (who did a better one last ten years? would you be a better choice?), that he was rude (c'mon you told worse things about people, and meant no joke), that he simply is no good… you are the one who is rude and a bully, you are the one who makes a deal out of everything… the jokes he told would have been already forgotten if there were no vulturs like you analysing every single thing people say or do and reminding us again and again… be honest with yourself… it's never too late to change!

  64. Ellamint says – reply to this


    64

    He was swine before pearls.
    Who would want to dress up to attend the Academy Awards only to endure a crude host.
    Is respect not valued anymore?

    As for those who say he was "very funny"… Really? Very funny?
    On 3 or 4 remarks maybe.
    People laughed because they wanted to event to be enjoyable.

  65. Kristina says – reply to this


    65

    wow I can't even believe this….I found him hilarious, calm compared to his shows and frankly adorable. I was super proud of him this is a huge deal. Sorry they didn't and WILL NEVER Ask you to do it. But lets face it if its not you it doesn't matter right.

  66. Olivia says – reply to this


    66

    The Boob song was much longer than expected however, he was funny. People need to stop being so sensitive. At least it was better than last year's Oscars.

  67. Jess. says – reply to this


    67

    Both Seth and Perez are offensive. Seth with his tasteless jokes and cartoons and Perez just being Perez, It's disgusting to think someone would draw gagoplasm onto people's photos. America's entertainers are D-U-M-B, nothing thought provoking or at all sensible. Why are these two people even famous? No talent on either end, a joke.

  68. suzy says – reply to this


    68

    he was great. better than anne and james back a few years ago. its hard for him and any host because they are so restricted by the show. I laughed and the audience laughed. he was good.

  69. Amy says – reply to this


    69

    I literally don't see anything wrong with these…? What is your problem? If it anyone else you'd be gushing at how well it went. God I literally hate myself for reading this website you piss me off so much.

  70. Byron Wilson says – reply to this


    70

    Yah, he didn't show up High like James Franco, didn't kiss the asses of Hollywood who play pretend for a living and does a way better song and Dance than Billy Crystal.

    All the people who are hating on him, hate jokes about boobs, woman beaters, racists and hairy Kardashines! Or are Hollywood wannabes, trying to worm there way through the back door like Mr. Perez!

    If your ok with those kind of jokes, you enjoyed the show and as he pointed out a 9 year old can win a Academy Award. Don't take it seriously, it was a very entertaining show.

  71. Byron Wilson says – reply to this


    71

    Not one person agrees with Mr. Perez, i guess you do have your head up Hollywoods ass, which is a nice change, normally your up their vagina's to get a picture to post on your site.

    For a guy who only claim to fame is from posting pictures of celebrities vagina's on his website, your surprisingly sensitive about some tame jokes told at the Oscars! :)

  72. Haylie says – reply to this


    72

    Re: TruthSpeaker – I see we have a fellow Jenna Marbles fan over here! I completely agree with your comment and find it very hypocrite of Perez to complain about "offensive" jokes when he's been worse during his WHOLE career. Seth was incredibly funny and, re-reading these jokes, I can't think of how can anyone find them offensive.

  73. MJ says – reply to this


    73

    Sorry Perez you are wrong this time..He was an excellent host and very funny! The Academy had him host for a reason!! I love you and reading what you post in your blog for the same reason..offensive humor.



  74. 74

    Really, Perez? Seth was funny and he was being true to himself. Get over it! It was jokes.

  75. demelza says – reply to this


    75

    He was absolutely HILARIOUS! One of the most entertaining Oscar hosts in a LONG time.

  76. seth fan says – reply to this


    76

    I haven't watched the oscars in years its too boring and dull. When I heard it was Seth hosting the oscars I had to watch Seth did a great job! I hope he host it again! This years Oscars were great. And I just want to say thank you for the thunder buddy song my co worker s and I love to quote it. :)

  77. Gaby says – reply to this


    77

    They were jokes, not dicks; don't them so hard.

  78. Guest says – reply to this


    78

    Loved the show and he was funny! Besides - everyone who goes knows that he will probably be made fun of. If you can't handle that then don't join the biz i guess.

  79. ThirstyD says – reply to this


    79

    Seth was unreal, people need to stop being so sensitive