This sh*t's bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
According to sources, they just signed a contract with rocker grrrl Gwen Stefani!!!!
"Two down, two to go…"
The supremely talented singer has apparently now landed enough accolades for her contributions to the entertainment industry that she has her sights set on the much-sought-after quartet of statues, as she was overheard telling journalists in the Oscar press room that in order to secure the remaining Emmy and Tony Awards:
"Maybe I'll do an HBO special like Beyoncé did. And a Tony, I'm not so sure. Maybe someday I'll do a musical."
WHAAAAAAAAAAT?! We're sorry.
We have to re-read that!
An ALL-ADELE musical?! Our heart just skipped a beat! We feel faint! It's too much PERFECTION for us to take!
In fact, why don't you DO the musical, and then SELL the broadcasting rights to HBO so they can air it as a special?! That would DEFINITELY kill two birds with one stone, right?! LOLz!
Either way, please, please PLEASE make it happen, gurl! If anyone deserves it, it's YOU!
[Image via WENN.]