Bunch of freaking randoms this year, huh?!
This may in fact go down in history as the weakest group of non-A list celebs to be slated for the ballroom floor in recent memory… because you just keep asking, "Who the hell is THAT?"
Well, allow us to educate you a bit on the cast of Dancing With The Stars: Season 16 …AFTER THE JUMP!!!
He's that Less Than Perfect actor who literally has guest-starred on everything, but mostly is known as the guy who keeps getting arrested for exposing himself, getting loaded and allegedly groping people who work and drink at bars.
She did it! After years and years of speculation of a Real Housewives ban, the Beverly Hills beauty is the very first Housewife to finally get on the damn show! We think that's the most shocking piece of news of all.
Not McKayla Maroney, not Gabby Douglas, not Justin Bieber Jordyn Wieber … the other one! She won two gold medals (team and solo on the floor) and a bronze for the beam. She'll be the one to contend with for sure. Also, here's hoping she gives McKayla a run for her money in the meme department.
If you can remember when the UPN was a station, then you remember when The Hughleys were on the air. It was the hipper, cooler version of Family Matters. Also, he was Tuck's brother on Scrubs! Remember that show?! Remember? Zach Braff was always talking to himself and creating elaborate fantasies while people were like, dying in the hospital around him or something. And finally, he wrote that HIGHlarious break-up letter to Chick-Fil-A after their intolerant ways were exposed. That was pretty awesome.
She didn't win the fifth season of American Idol, she didn't know what calamari was, and she shaved her hair all off before it was cool (and to support a friend with breast cancer at that)! We think the rebirth of the "blonde" jokes is upon us — and if we know Kellie, she's going to take it all in stride. Is there a square dance night?! Yeehaw!
Victor Ortiz & Jacoby Jones
One guy is an American Mexican boxing legend and the other catches pigskin for the Baltimore Ravens. These are the guys your brothers/boyfriends/husbands will sit down and watch. One of them will more than likely get axed in the first three weeks.
She's that country singer hawking Miracle Whip with Lance Bass! Oh, she's also won a bunch of awards — including the coveted Grammy!
Your mom wanted to be her when she was a kid. She's the 70s version of Aly Raisman, but on ice skates. Maybe she knows Bruce Jenner.
He was the golden adonis of General Hospital. Playing Jax, he scored the love of Carly — the ex-wife of brooding mob boss Sonny. But with it being a soap opera and all, all that turned to shiz and his character bounced by moving to Australia.
This 16-year-old Disney starlet already has some dance experience from Shake It Up, as well as her former dance troupe, so we're expecting her to serve it on this show!
Mystery Contestant #12
To be continued… DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNN
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