That, Perezcious readers, is how we ended up in possession of this penis pic (above)!
[Image via Usher/Snapchat.]
…at least that is what her lawyer, Mark Heller, claims.
After his failed attempt to get the case thrown out because the cops went all Regina George on her, LiLo's attorney motioned Friday to slow down the case—in which she violated her probation—so that she can work on being a better person.
In the document, Mark promises that delaying the case "will enable the Defendant who is pursuing and participating in certain activities which will benefit her and afford her more of an opportunity to be a productive and responsible person and contributor to society."
What kind of activities exactly?
"[She will be doing] various public service and various charitable efforts. She's finally made a decision to turn her life around."
Hmm..why are we having a hard time believing this??
Lindsay has been saying she's going to turn around her life for YEARS now, and she's only continued to spiral downward.
We'd be VERY surprised if the judge went for this, but good luck gurl!