Don't mess with Harry's marbles, ladies — we may be wanting kids someday!
As One Direction performed in Scotland this afternoon, a frenzied female fan chucked her shoe on stage and Harry Styles somehow caught it!
Ha! How ridiculously silly!
Our five beautiful British boys, not without a sense of humor, stopped singing for a spell to have a laugh at the wacky turn of events!
And that's when another shoe was thrown at Harry!
Ch-ch-check out the high-flying footwear smashing into his pants python and sending him doubling over to the ground (above)!
Ugh!! NO ONE DOES THAT TO OUR HARRY!
He needs those parts! That's what makes him beautiful, LOLz!
Miraculously, Harry appears to be recovering nicely.
If you need anyone to ice down those jewels, Mr Styles — you have our number!
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