That, Perezcious readers, is how we ended up in possession of this penis pic (above)!
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"I'm now a single man. We spent time together and she is so much fun. But I'd like to find a girlfriend.”
So basically she was just a hot hookup to pass the time with, LOLz!
As for what Simon is looking for in his next catch??
"I do particularly like British women but I haven't got my eye on anyone. I do work a lot and it doesn't leave me very long for women but I have lots of great friends and great women in my life. I'm lucky that I have a lot of good people around me. That's very important, especially when you do what I do. I'm happy but I would like a girlfriend."
Aw… it sounds like he may really be looking for love this time!
Though, whoever the lucky lady might turn out to be, she better be comfortable Si’s ongoing friendships(?) with his many exes, including his ex-fiancée, Mezhgan Hussainy!
Wonder who he'll end up with next!
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