Mark Heller must think awfully highly of himself. The newest attorney to take the Lindsay Lohan challenge is claiming he can make her all better without … Read more…
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Mark Heller must think awfully highly of himself. The newest attorney to take the Lindsay Lohan challenge is claiming he can make her all better without … Read more…
She should get the exact same 'fix' than anyone else who broke any of the same laws.
The only thing that will fix Lohan is a three year jail sentence, then a degree from accredited college and a long absence from partying. But it looks like that will never happen so try as they might - we will see Lohan in the same situations over and over again until she kills someone. Lindsay Lohan has a criminal mind, like her father, it's genetic - and she will have to fight her entrenched narcissism every step of the way. But really, if she gets this sweet deal - that will be a sad day for justice. She deserves punishment, not rehab and a foundation named after her. Good lord, it's outrageous.
Here is the website for the LA City Attorney, Carmen Trutanich, who is from my town:
Contact him especially if you live in LA, and let him know you will not vote for him again if he lets her slide.
OK, one more try, the URL did not post the first time if this does not work Google LA City Attorney: