He is just completely awful.
If you're ready for your daily dose of awfulness, hit 'play' (below).
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Better late than never, we suppose!
After marrying the adorably lovely Luciana Barroso back in 2005, Matt Damon finally cleared time enough in his schedule for a proper wedding celebration!
Sure, their April ceremony is technically over seven years late, but technicalities are for aerospace engineers and pediatric surgeons!
Matt is a handsome and stunningly successful actor — eccentricities of this nature are to be expected if not embraced!
Sources say they already sent out "save the date" cards to their closest friends, but the couple is hesitant to reveal the top-secret location!!
One guest explains:
“They had a really low-key wedding in Manhattan so now they want to do something bigger.”
Bigger than New York City!?
Uhh, Mumbai has like 13 million people!
But, hey, as long as we get our invite, we're happy flying anywhere!
You do still have our address, right Matt?! LOLz!!
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