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Porn Pioneers Girls Gone Wild File For Bankruptcy! College BOOBS Teetering On Extinction?!

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Say bye-bye to those obnoxious 4am infomercials on basic cable!!

We're here to report that Girls Gone Wild and its subsidiaries filed docs in U.S. Bankruptcy Court yesterday, after apparently running out of cash-money!!

Oh nooo! The boobs! WHAT ABOUT THE BOOBS?!?

Will the untainted tittays of naive college freshman move over to the endangered list?!

Not just yet!

GGW might be flat broke and seeking government protection from angry creditors, but the company assures it's most loyal chaffed customers that business will proceed as usual!

Furthermore, founder and porn mogul Joe Francis swears he isn't broke, but we have a different question for him:

Why isn't he promoting Dudes Gone Dangly with Robert Pattinson?! Or MAYBE Zac Efron?!

Schlongs have feelings too!!! Priorities man!!! Our dreams, those should be priorities!!!

[Image via Girls Gone Wild.]

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One comment to “Porn Pioneers Girls Gone Wild File For Bankruptcy! College BOOBS Teetering On Extinction?!”



  1. 1

    Joe's money's all SAFE & SECURE….FOREVER in a Family Trust…..

    All those TRASHY TEEN WHORES are going to have to keep on WHORING!