That, Perezcious readers, is how we ended up in possession of this penis pic (above)!
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And even though the twosome have been regularly texting since his departure in January, KStew CAN'T WAIT until she is reunited with her beau!
"She is counting down the minutes until he is home. He loves her, but he wants to work, too—which is understandable. They are absolutely still together. They are totally fine."
What a relief!!!
It's a good excuse to say that the limp Oscar presenter hasn't gone down under because she doesn't want to distract her man from making movie magic, but the true test will be after Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 2 is released on DVD on Saturday.
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