Sources Close To Jimmy Fallon Allege His Drinking Is 'Out Of Control' -- Here's What NBC Had To Say!
Rumblings about Jimmy Fallon's excessive drinking has reached a hilt.
One particularly worried confidante explained:
Christmas came ten months early this year!
It's the only explanation for our outrageously great fortune!
Somehow, each delicious morsel from Baz Luhrmann's upcoming F. Scott Fitzgerald adaptation was simultaneously crammed into one glorious work of titillating art!
We hear this pic will be the fresh new book cover for F. Scott's literary masterpiece, too!
What a brilliant idea!!
If Tobey Maguire & Leo's fabulous faces don't convince high school gurls to pick up a book, nothing will!
See character posters for the May 10th movie HERE!
[Image via Village Roadshow Pictures.]