That, Perezcious readers, is how we ended up in possession of this penis pic (above)!
[Image via Usher/Snapchat.]
But we just can't imagine that the most desired woman in the world right now (easily) would decide to settle for a vagina-chasing boybander!
No offense Taylor Swift.
"He fell in love with Jennifer after watching her speech at the Oscars. Harry likes goofy girls and thinks it's hilarious that she fell over as she went to accept her award for Best Actress, and obviously, like most men, he thinks she's drop-dead gorgeous.
He's been begging mutual friends who know Jen to put the word out for him so they can hook up next time they're in the same city. Harry is quietly confident because he normally gets whichever girl he sets his sights on."
HA! Someone's got a big, wide, thick
Ok, so let's compare Harry to Jennifer's ex-bf, giant killer Nicholas Hoult!
He's also a handsome Brit, but rather than seducing girls with vanilla-style pop songs, Nicholas became famous by singing Killing Me Softly with Hugh Grant in About a Boy, went on to star in the critically acclaimed original Skins as the manipulative Tony Stonem, and now is a big time movie star.
But Harry DOES have that mop hairdo and his voice can somehow make alllll the ladiez swoon.
If it DID come down to a contest, which dashing lad do U think The Silver Linings Playbook star should date?!
And neither IS an option! LOLz.
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