As they say, it's not a vacation without an arrest!
What? They don't say that??
As far as why the Biebs is facing all these charges, officials said:
Be still our majestic bonerz!
From the drool, obvi, LOLz!
How can you examine this regal rascal's beautiful face without inadvertently drooling all over anything and everything in your path!
Mmm! His Excellence is sooooo… excellent!
"Prince Harry: Playboy. Warlord. Role Model."
Ha! Ain't that the truth!
We only wish we could wrap the perfectly proportioned prince up in our arms and squeeze him until the sun set on the British Empire!
[Image via GQ Australia.]