We don't think this is a fight you want to start, Elisabeth.
Check out her rather controversial suggested timeline of what happened to Sandra Bland (below).
[Image via Joel Ginsburg/WENN and Sandra Bland/LinkedIn.]
Everyone head to your local McDonald's and console your devastated fries — a truck carrying 42,000 pounds of ketchup crashed on the I-80 in Reno, making commuting impossible for a lot of travelers!
Unless they got their be-Heinz in gear and began Hunts for alternate routes! LOLz!
The truck swerved to avoid a collision, hit the center median and then knocked over a light pole that slashed open the trailer. Cleverly, transportation used snow plows to clean it all up! That's actually some quick thinking, as we're sure someone suggested burgers (and someone suggested steak but got slapped by everyone who knows A-1 is better)!
We do have one question though: how do they transport the ketchup in the truck? Was it a giant vat like for gas? Thousands of bottles?
Why isn't anyone explaining this!
Oh wait, they are: it was thousands of individual bottles. Carry on! Ha!
[Image via RGJ.]