So unless you are Trump himself, watch and enjoy the roasting (above)!
Quick — someone look outside! Do you see any pigs flying??
LOLz! Michael Lohan got a job!
Of course, it's exactly the kind of job you'd think Michael Lohan would get. He'll be hosting a spinoff of Cheaters called… wait for it…
For those of you that were thinking he became a used car salesman, sorry, that was incorrect! Ha! Also, some reason, several interested cable networks are already circling the project.
It just doesn't sound that interesting to us, unless they actually catch real celebrities fooling around. We get the feeling that they won't, though, even with the production company negotiating with cop-turned-celebrity private eye Bo Dietl for the lead investigator role.
We suppose we'll just have to wait and see what kind of results they manage!
Congrats, Michael! Some new income for that new baby!
[Image via WENN.]