This sh*t's bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
According to sources, they just signed a contract with rocker grrrl Gwen Stefani!!!!
Just in case you thought Rihanna's recent revelations about her relationship with Chris Brown - and the possibility of BABIES with him - in her upcoming spread in the new issue of Elle UK weren't shocking enough…
We only hit the TIP of the iceberg, folks!
But hey! Would you expect any less from the Queen of No F-ckery?!
In fact, on top her candid explanations for reconciling with the man who beat her senseless only a few years back, the pop sensation openly talks about how he relates to her single Stay, why her most recent tattoo is a gun (as seen above), why she's constantly posting revealing photos of herself on Instagram…and what her MOTHER has to think about it all!
“I will probably have a kid. And I’m praying I can go on vacation for a good month. And I’ll have set some things up so I don’t have to tour for the rest of my life, even though I love touring. I want health and happiness in five years. I want to be healthy and happy.”
“[New single Stay] is a story about having love that’s close and wanting it to last forever. You don’t have that feeling with everybody so when you have it you don’t want to let got of it. I would definitely say that he [Chris] is the one I have that kind of relationship with.”
"Everybody wanted to know what was happening in my life. Is she a drug addict? No. Is she an alcoholic? No. Is she a victim? No. That's when I got the gun. It was a symbol of strength. I'll never be a victim. That's why I'm posting pictures of myself smoking pot, to tell the truth about myself. I've got so much to think about, why bring all this extra sh-t by being dishonest? Well I Instagram everything about my life, whether it's smoking pot, in a strip club, reading a Bible verse - how crazy, I know! - or hanging out with my best friend, who happens to be Chris [Brown]."
"My mom, she went crazy on me. She called me two days ago and reeled me in about two naked pictures [my best friend] Melissa put up on Instagram - a sneak peek from a photo book she's making about me. I was embarrassed. I felt like I got my ass whupped in front of my class in school! She said, 'This was, like, a private moment and you're just parading this around'. She humbled the f-ck out of me. I'm not afraid of any person in this world but her. I'm terrified of her!"
LOLz! Oh MAN!
But hey! That's what moms are for!
Humbling the f-ck out of their children…even if that child is a global superstar!
Regardless of how we feel about some of Rihanna's personal choices, however, it's clear that she's confident, comfortable, and unafraid to live her life - and her truth - exactly how she sees fit…and who are we to judge that?
We just urge you to keep being honest with yourself as you continue to grow, change and adapt, gurl!
You can't go wrong, so long as you keep your commitment to no bullsh-t!
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[Image via Mariano Vivanco/Elle Magazine.]