"We're working with John Stamos. He's actually performing the drums on our album."
In fact, Patrick and John have had a rather flirtatious relationship via Twitter, with John posting back in February:
@johnstamos thank you sir! One day could you explain exactly how the house in full house was architecturally possible? I can't figure it out
— Patrick Carney (@patrickcarney) February 19, 2013
And now we PRAY to every spiritual entity in the Universe that John and the Black Keys do a special b-sides version of Jesse and the Rippers' 1980s classic Forever!!!
That might just make our LIFE.