This sh*t's bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
According to sources, they just signed a contract with rocker grrrl Gwen Stefani!!!!
Why so sullen, sweet pea?!
Michelle Williams went shopping for munchies today in Brooklyn, but the adorbzies actress seemed sadder than a Dawson's Creek devotee after the series finale!!
Is it because most salty snacks are empty-carbs designed to widen the waist line?
Living on opposite coasts proved too be too insurmountable a challenge for the cute couple and apparently Michelle remains broken-hearted after dumping him via text message.
“She felt terrible. She didn’t want to deal with him face-to-face.”
Whoa! That is a crappy way to peace out of a relationship!
Hopefully she at least used the super sad-faced emoji to show how bad she felt!
Don't sweat it too much, Mich!
Jason moved on fairly quickly; you'll be back to smiles in no time!
[Image via Splash News.]