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Tom Cruise Expelled From Catholic Priesthood For Booze! Acting & Scientology Were Plan B!

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Tom Cruise did NOT leave the Catholic Church. The Catholic Church left him!

Long before he became the world's most famous Scientologist, the A-list actor aspired to become a Catholic priest!

Tommy Mapother, as he was then known, even attended a seminary school in Cincinnati before the priests caught him hiding a stash of hooch and begged him to never return!

Described as a mediocre student, Tom apparently smoked cigarettes and drank booze all the time (he was a maverick well before staring in Top Gun)!

A friend of Tom's says they were effectively expelled after stealing liquor from priests!

His classmate revealed:

“(I) tossed about six, most broke, but we managed to get a couple and hide them in the nearby woods. The priests didn’t even realize until some of the other boys found out about our plan and snuck into the woods and got drunk. They were caught staggering down the road to the seminary and forced to confess."

Once the priests caught wind of young Tom's risky business, he and Jesus parted ways for good!

He turned his attentions toward acting, eventually found the light of L. Ron Hubbard, and, many years later, fathered one of the cutest baby girls ever in Suri Cruise!

A random path brought him to the top of Hollywood and the Church of Scientology, but what if the priests had never caught him drinking!?

Would Tom have still found acting, or would he be giving sermons in a Catholic church?

Would George Clooney helm the Mission Impossible franchise?! LOLz!!

The world may never know!

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8 comments to “Tom Cruise Expelled From Catholic Priesthood For Booze! Acting & Scientology Were Plan B!”

  1. A friend says – reply to this


    These shills for Tom cruise are becoming pretty obvious Perez…It seems like they paid you well

  2. @v@ says – reply to this


    I guess he wasn't cut out for the priesthood, lol. Things unfold as they should.
    I don't like a lot of what I've read regarding scientology, but I appreciate Mr. Cruise.

  3. 3

    never trust the catholics

  4. 4

    LMAO @ ' Stealing liquor from priests.'

  5. @v@ says – reply to this


    Re: trinigirl123 – Yup. I had a few friends who were altar boys. They dipped into the church wine whenever they could get their hands on it. Later, they did the same at their parents liquor cabinet, watering it down if they took too much.

  6. N88D 4 SP88D says – reply to this


    He's still the biggest movie star in the world, good looking, talented as can be in a franchise world - and can act ( Jerry Mcguire, Born On the Fourth of July, Magnolia…).
    My point - who gives a fuck that he got kicked out?

  7. Melissa says – reply to this


    Help me Take A Stand Rape, Abuse and Violence

  8. 8

    The T.Cruise looks away at the abuse that goes on in His "church." Children are not educated, or in home environments, and child labor goes on all over the world under the pretense of: Their Religious Beliefs.
    K. Holmes is a genius! She saw the handwritting on the wall, and saved her child from certain mental and physical anquish.
    May all have respect for peace, harmony and the right to have liberty.