If you aren't watching this hot new trailer, you're basically being masochistic!
The 50 Shades of Grey trailer just went up online, and it went up HARD!
So find your own personal Red Room of Pain, and ch-ch-check out this new trailer (above)!!!
Well, they clean up nicely!
We're sure the fashion shows are plenty fun, but we hope these lovebirds make some time to smooch under the Eiffel Tower!
[Image via Splash News.]