This sh*t's bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
According to sources, they just signed a contract with rocker grrrl Gwen Stefani!!!!
But that doesn't mean she can't assign someone to chat about certain aspects of a certain romance with a certain cougar-chasing boybander! LOLz!!
And girl is NOT complimentary.
"[Harry] wore her down. He was all, like, 'You’re amazing—I want to be with you. I want to do this.'"
But unfortunately for the crimson-lipped cutie, Har Bear's actions were not reflecting his sticky-sweet sentiments!
The authorized source continues:
"[A picture leaked on the Internet of Harry and a girl] making out like with their hands all up in each other’s hair."
Thus Tay did NOT continue the flirtation…
UNTIL she decided to give him another shot after he reportedly CHASED her for months, and the pair took their romance public. But it seems Taylor could never quite trust Mr. Styles.
The source reveals:
"The whole time she says she feels like he’s looking at every girl. [Then when they were in London, he] disappears one night and after that it was like he just didn’t want to keep going."
Awwww, sadface Swifty!!!!
Of course, Harry's rep DENIES all of the above.
Lady Tay's source doesn't just go into detail about Harry. The mystery person ALSO talked about Tay's OTHER high profile exes!
The source explains:
"It was like a pendulum for her, swinging back and forth. [Conor Kennedy was] just like a two-month thing [but Swift] says he was awesome. She dated Jake [Gyllenhaal] and John [Mayer] when she was really young and they were in their 30s, and she got really hurt. So it was like ‘That hurt—this won’t. But then it did.'"
Oh man!!! Our heart is aching for Lady Tay's love woes!
But perhaps Taylor needs to stop diving into relationships without testing the water first. Love is intoxicating, but can be veeerrrryyyy unpredictable!
Although it obviously makes for good song material!
[Image via Vanity Fair.]