It's finally done!
The stated reason for the divorce? "Irreconcilable differences."
Kris and Bruce will share joint custody over Kylie Jenner, but neither will receive spousal support.
He's an English national treasure, he's gotta protect that precious bod from wayward shoes SOMEHOW!
Specifically when it comes to the North American leg of their world tour!
"Harry is not joking, he's taking the situation very seriously. He's mentioned high-security cars like the ones used by military top brass, plus a convoy."
Jeeeze, sounds INTENSE… then again, One Directioners are a VERY passionate breed of fans!
BUT, it seems Harry doesn't just want to shield himself from hyped-up 1Ders, he's also worried about being ATTACKED by pissed off Taylor Swift fans!!
The insider continues:
"He also feels there are Taylor Swift followers out there who may hold a grudge against him following their break-up."
Awwww HAR BEAR!
Which is warranted, especially since Taylor (through way of a mouth piece) did NOT paint Harry in a very positive light during a recent interview!
We just hope that the overzealous One Direction enthusiasts (and Taylor's vengeful Swifties) will learn to reign in their emotions, at least for the sake of poor Harry's peace of mind…
Unless they wanna get TACKLED by ex-Navy Seals or something!