That, Perezcious readers, is how we ended up in possession of this penis pic (above)!
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We’re talking about Mark Heller, right?
The same Mark Heller who was described as incompetent by the judge on the case?
Okay, we just wanted to make sure we’re on the same page because we’re not soooo sure we’d think he’s totally freaking awesome if he were our lawyer.
But that’s not for us to decide because Lindsay Lohan is the one facing a possible stay in
the Happiest Place on Earth jail.
“It's all lies.”
Definitely sounds like LiLo isn’t going to take Judge James Dabney’s advice about getting a competent lawyer who can practice criminal law in California which means…
…our redheaded lady of trouble will be ordered to court to explain why she is waiving her right to a competent lawyer who knows what he’s doing!
That is, unless a plea deal is worked out.
Do YOU think LiLo will keep her lawyer if it means she has to make yet another court appearance??
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