This sh*t's bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
According to sources, they just signed a contract with rocker grrrl Gwen Stefani!!!!
"She seems like a demon. It has nothing to do with Jennifer. As a woman, I know when you see somebody walking across the room that's a bad girl. I just don't like Angelina Jolie. I don't think she's a girl's girl. I like girl's girls!"
But lets be real. Angie? A demon?!
She used to have a vile of blood around her neck, but that doesn't mean she's satanic! Just make sure to keep your cute, rich boyfriend away from her. HA!
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