All of that money, and the bluetooth isn't hooked up.
No police caught Bruce, but cameras did, which is just as damning.
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Like punk-rocker Courtland!
And boy does Courtland have A LOT to say about her "slutty," "famewhoring" sister Courtney!
Meet Courtland, frontwoman of Cum Ballz of Blood (above)!
But wait! Courtney also has a mysteriously foreign sister called Courtina, who we THINK is supposed to be Latina.
In all seriousness…
We don't even know how to react. No words.