(Srsly, what was with that sniffling??)
On the divorce response filed today, Demi claims that the two didn't separate until November 17, 2011. That is nearly a month after Ashton hooked up with Sara Leal on his wedding anniversary in San Diego, CA, having told Sara that he and his then-wifey were already separated!
Demi cited "irreconciliable differences" as cause for the split after six years of marriage and it is very possible that if Ashton refuses they could both be standing before a judge in no time.
Ashton reportedly earned a cool $24 million last year for Two and a Half Men ALONE, so considering his loaded bank account and (hopefully) his shame, we're doubtful he'll put up much of a fight.
We weren't so sure Demi was entitled to the cash before, but now we think he DESERVES to be punished.
No dollar amount will make the sting of betrayal go away, but a little retail therapy won't hurt. LOLz!
Let's just pray he has the class to not embarrass himself or his ex any further in a courtroom.
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