Well, this is, um, inneresting, to say the least.
Christian alleges the pageant girl wrote to him:
Mentally and emotionally prepare yourselves for this, folks.
This is a two-parter!
Our favorite Twi-Hard of all-time is EASILY Nutty Madam, who has kept a relatively low-profile since spontaneously combusting into thousands of vampire sparkles after the concluding chapter of The Twilight Saga, Breaking Dawn - Part 2 premiered back in November.
But she re-emerged this week on YouTube to share with the world what must have singlehandedly been the most defining moment of her entire LIFE!
Forget her video-taped reactions to EACH and EVERY ONE of the Twilight theatrical trailers!
Gurlfriend MET her holy grail, the source of ALL the romance, lip-biting, and clumsiness: original author Stephenie Meyer… and you NEED to see this to believe it's real!
We're not even kidding. We literally think we watched her channel through all seven stages of grief in about two minutes flat here!
Ch-ch-check it all out in all of its very overwhelmed GLORY (above)!