OMG! This is so sad!
The couple told us in a statement:
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TheFacebook! How far you've come in less than a decade!
From a creepy college tool in Cambridge to a multi-national corporate juggernaut with a billion users and it's own movie — we get misty-eyed seeing you all grown up!
The internet's most popular time-suck — sorry porn, you were replaced — underwent another major overhaul today and, as it turns out, Facebook's facelift was long overdue!
With bandwidth capabilities rocketing up and attention spans dropping down, the world decided it vastly prefers a picture to thousands of words!
Following in the footsteps of Instagram and Tumblr, Mark Zuckerberg and his gaggle of web gurus shifted the site's focus from "blah blah boring" status updates bogged down by an endless sea of text to a site more conducive to uploading, sharing, viewing, and commenting on sweet-ass pictures!
Hooray for pictures!
Everyone's account will eventually migrate over to the new design, but we know how you can skip the line!
CLICK HERE to switch over to Facebook's fresh new look ASAP!
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