What a marvelously manicured beard he has!
And those luxurious leather gloves? Surely they were handcrafted by the finest artisans in District 1!
Oh, who are we fooling?! LOLz!
President Snow's Capitol Portrait freaks us the fudge out!
We tried to stay positive because, really, no one wants a pack of mutant wolves gnawing off their toes, but we can't hold back any longer!
Donald Sutherland's character from the Hunger Games is a super sleazy, totes creepy dictator who happens to wear perfectly tailored suits!
If the most interesting Dos Equis dude and Kim Jong-un had an illegitimate son, it would be this scary snow white prez!!
Oooh, he makes us so angry!
Hopefully Jennifer Lawrence kicks his ass in Catching Fire! Ha!
(Just kidding… we know what happens. But we won't spoil it for the rest of you…)
[Image via Lionsgate.]