No ifs, ands, or BUTTS about it!
However, its most eyebrow-raising article is about the dos and don'ts of anal sex!
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No more pretending that your glowstick is a certain body part of your favorite boybander while rocking out at their concerts…
Because One Direction have officially BANNED the bright plastic toys from their shows!
Or at least, they prohibited glow sticks — along with plastic bottles and umbrellas — from their recent concert in Belfast!
Apparently, the boys are SO scared that a similar shoe-in-the-ballz mishap could occur that they are AMPING up security measures for ALL future concerts, AND we hear Harry Styles specifically wants a military grade protection team while touring in the US!
The boys are just SO afraid that their already passionate fans will get TOO fanatical.
Which, as we've seen, is a very real possibility.