Laura may have mysteries... but Debra puts it all out in the open!
We bet Rick wished that he had Jessie's lawyer, too, LOLz!
Hunky rock legend Rick Springfield was cuffed, collared, and thrown into the pokey today because he skipped a mandatory court appearance last month!
Luckily, booking was a breeze and the seXXXy singer didn't stay behind bars very long!
If you remember, Rick was originally arrested for a DUI way back in May of 2011.
Not cool, buddy-roo! We've got a few pro tips for you:
Don't EVER drink and drive!
Never flake on a date, especially a court date!
Open with Jessie's Girl tonight… and then close with it, too! It's what they're paying to hear!
[Image via Facebook.]