It's official! After fans have asked the right f*cking questions for months about who would star in the next season of True Detective, we finally have our answer!
As one of the world's premiere photographers, David LaChapelle usually has to stay pretty calm.
"LaChapelle pushed and threw Parmenter around the apartment, including into the bed, exercise equipment and closet, and choked Parmenter nearly to the point of unconsciousness."
Whoa! Unfortunately there's no mention of why LaChapelle would do this, so clearly we aren't hearing the whole story!
What Parmenter is saying is that his cuts and bruises and mental suffering are worth a MILLION dollars!
LaChapelle certainly has the money — his originals go for as much as $100,000 apiece!
But did this really go down so violently? We sure hope not!
[Image via Flashpoint/WENN.]