This sh*t's bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
According to sources, they just signed a contract with rocker grrrl Gwen Stefani!!!!
We guess Lindsay Lohan is SERIOUSLY looking forward to all of the attention she'll most likely receive for going to trial!
Seriously, that's the ONLY plausible explanation we can come up with for why, even though the prosecutors in her upcoming court case are essentially bending over backwards to accomodate a plea bargain, the troubled, legally-challenged starlet is REFUSING to accept any sort of punishment for both violating the terms of her probation and lying to authorities!
Lindsay's already turned down demands from the Santa Monic City Attorney and the L.A. City Attorney that she agree to either mandatory rehab or jail time in lieu of going to her March 18th trial, and somehow, her lawyer Mark Heller, has apparently managed to convince them to lessen the deal so that she will only have to serve 90 days under house arrest!
Before you start screaming about all the injustices of living in a world world that would allow her to slither out of trouble AGAIN, however, hold off!
Because even with THESE terms, Lindsay is just NOT budging, and insiders close to her confirm that there's around a 75% chance that until she receives no punishment whatsoever, she will NOT agree to any type of plea bargain!
But hey! So be it, then!
The more she fights back, the closer she'll get to an actual conviction!
And maybe THEN will she be able to truly grasp what it means for there to be real-life consequences for one's actions…a lesson she should have stopped and learned a LONG time ago!
What do U think? Is Lindsay setting herself up for jail??
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