Over-Sharing Reaches New LEVEL! Man Live-Tweets Emergency Visit To Hospital After Getting Dildo Stuck Inside Himself!
Well, folks.
Even in the world of Twitter, there are some things you just don't expect to come across!
And one of those things was a user documenting his entire hospital visit, subsequent procedure, and every moment in between after he accidentally, ahem, 'lost' a vibrating dildo inside of, ahem, 'himself'…and all in 140 characters or less!
That's right! This HAPPENED!
And according to the nurse at the New Jersey hospital where he was admitted, this happens ALL THE TIME! Or at least TWICE in one night!
Re-live all of the seriously TMI, albeit HIGHlarious horror (below):
Yo guess who has to go to the hospital because he shoved a dildo up his ass and can't get it out (answer: it's me)
— televised snowmang (@Grawly) March 8, 2013
MY LIFE: UNCENSORED. THIS EPISODE I GET A VIBRATING DILDO EXTRACTED FROM INSIDE MY ASS
— televised snowmang (@Grawly) March 8, 2013
How long does this battery last jesus the thing is still going
— televised snowmang (@Grawly) March 8, 2013
.@energizer yo how long do your batteries last in vibrating dildos just so I have an estimate if it will still be going when I get to the ER
— televised snowmang (@Grawly) March 8, 2013
"What did you do last night" "I shoved a dildo up my ass and needed the hospital to extract it" "oh man me too"
— televised snowmang (@Grawly) March 8, 2013
Just imagine a faint buzzing sound while you read these tweets. That's me rn
— televised snowmang (@Grawly) March 8, 2013
I looked the woman at the ER desk dead in the eye and said "there is no other way to put this. I have a vibrating dildo inside my ass"
— televised snowmang (@Grawly) March 8, 2013
OH MY GOD. THE NURSE. THE NURSE JUST TOLD ME THERE IS ANOTHER PATIENT HERE RIGHT NOW WHO ALSO SHOVED A DILDO UP THEIR ASS
— televised snowmang (@Grawly) March 8, 2013
.@diddgery it's real twitter.com/Grawly/status/…
— televised snowmang (@Grawly) March 8, 2013
Life Lesson: When using a vibrating dildo, attach a string to the end
— televised snowmang (@Grawly) March 8, 2013
Who wants a pic of the dildo when they take it out
— televised snowmang (@Grawly) March 8, 2013
I think there's some kind of poetry here twitter.com/Grawly/status/…
— televised snowmang (@Grawly) March 8, 2013
THE DILDO IS STILL VIBRATING
— televised snowmang (@Grawly) March 8, 2013
GUESS WHO'S GETTING AN XRAY
— televised snowmang (@Grawly) March 8, 2013
. @energizer fuck you for making your batteries last so long in dildos
— televised snowmang (@Grawly) March 8, 2013
X-RAY TIME twitter.com/Grawly/status/…
— televised snowmang (@Grawly) March 8, 2013
He's gonna print me a copy of the X-rays
— televised snowmang (@Grawly) March 8, 2013
The Perks Of Shoving A Dildo Up Your Ass
— televised snowmang (@Grawly) March 8, 2013
OH. MY GOD. I DIDN'T GET AN X-RAY PHOTO. I GOT AN X-RAY DISC. FULL QUALITY X-RAY PICTURES. WILL UPLOAD WHEN I GET HOME
— televised snowmang (@Grawly) March 8, 2013
So I'm going to be ~admitted~ to the hospital. Welpe
— televised snowmang (@Grawly) March 8, 2013
I'm going to do a slep right now and will update you guys later!!!!! Thank for listening to my butt stories
— televised snowmang (@Grawly) March 8, 2013
And yes it's still vibrating
— televised snowmang (@Grawly) March 8, 2013
Brief update: dildo extracted. Battery lasted about 7 fucking hours. I shat the bed afterwards. I'm tired as hecke
— televised snowmang (@Grawly) March 8, 2013
Back to sleep I'm feeling a bit tired still from the anesthesia. I'm wearing a diaper atm. im rugrat
— televised snowmang (@Grawly) March 8, 2013
Nap time. They said I can leave around 2. Ill post X-ray pics when I get hom
— televised snowmang (@Grawly) March 8, 2013
Going home now. X-RAYS DROPPING IN 30~ MINUTES. GET HYPE
— televised snowmang (@Grawly) March 8, 2013
heres an xray of a dildo shoved up my big gay ass i.imgur.com/9whZ8Mu.jpg
— televised snowmang (@Grawly) March 8, 2013
disc of the x-ray with some proof its mine, a couple people thought i was faking this twitter.com/Grawly/status/…
— televised snowmang (@Grawly) March 8, 2013
PHEW! Reading all that is kind of like running a marathon!
You know, with a vibrating dildo stuck up your butt! LOLz!
But hey!
We guess if there's anything we all should take away from this good sport's Odyssean tale of woe is that those Energizer bunny commercials are NOT exaggerating…and flared ends for intimate toys are always preferable!
Hope you're feeling better, dude! And a whole lot more relaxed!
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[Image via Grawly's Twitter.]
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sad he's so desperate
WTF?!
words escape me
I think Im going to go puke now. Seriously stop with the gay shit! Im going to stop reading your fucking site if it turns any more gay.
There goes another safe sex option out of the window
TMI.
You are disgusting Perez. We really don't need to see shit like this.
Re: Cannon –
Please go right ahead and leave then, no one likes your kind anyways.
HILARIOUS! More power to him for making fun of this unfortunate situation. Love it!
Why the fuck do you read PerezHilton if you're gonna complain about how -gay- it is??!!! I mean, are you people really that stupid?? Stop coming here then, simple.
I found this hilarious. But I'd already read it on buzzfeed yesterday…
THIS is the best shit I have read in a long time! Thank you for being quirky & unique…This story had me rolling.
Re: Cannon – U mad? I like cock.
Aww men, I was going to buy a dildo but not more. Lol this is the funny thing I read in awhile. Hope the guy feels better!
I agree, TMI
nobody is asking the most important question. why would you shove a vibrating dildo up your butt at 7:30 in the morning?
At least no gerbils were harmed this time. And great idea for a battery commercial! Lol