One million, billion points for Gryffindor, Hermoine Granger.
Ch-ch-check out the incredible video (above) and if you want, you can read her entire speech HERE.
Never worry about Jennifer Love Hewitt's self-esteem.
Gurl knows her talents well!
And we're not just talking about her Client List acting, LOL!!
"I need like, an insurance invitation. If somebody was like, 'Hey, you know what? We would like to insure your boobs for $2.5 million dollars,' I’d be like, 'Do it. Love it! Why not?' These things right here are worth $5 million!"
WERK. THAT. SHIZ.
J.Love's boobs have been enchanting audiences since the 90s, and they're STILL the same magical orbs! It's almost unbelievable!
But sadly… her breast friends don't live in the same lacy home when she's not on set, as she says:
"I’ve cut down on the lingerie in my own life because I wear it all the time. So it’s like I don’t want to go home and even think about another cute bra and panties set. I’m over it!"
Those things would still look good in a baggy tee, so you just do you, Jennifer. We're just happy to hear your self-love matches the name!