This sh*t's bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
According to sources, they just signed a contract with rocker grrrl Gwen Stefani!!!!
The Hills has been off the air for three years now, but the drama still lives on!
While we were all made to believe that it was Kristin who was evil, she insists it was actually the producers who were villainous.
According the the former reality starlet, producers bribed her and her co-stars with pricey birkin bags in exchange for exaggerating Kristin's drug use for some added drama!
"I was 16 when they first came. We were babies and we didn't know what we were signing up for. They literally came in and just manipulated situations. I had two lives. I had the public Kristin and then I had the real me. I felt so used. And I realized at that moment that I didn't matter. None of us mattered. It was all about ratings."
Hmm..we'd DEFINITELY take the Birkin. LOLz.
But in all seriousness, none of this sounds completely outrageous. What reality show is COMPLETELY true, anyway?
You must be a VERY good actress though, Kristin, because you definitely had us fooled!
You would make a GREAT Regina George! HA!
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